Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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