They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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