i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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