Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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