a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize