I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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