better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
