Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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