Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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