Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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