I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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