I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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