He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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