But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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