Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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