are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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