Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
it was like eating out sand paper
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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