we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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