Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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