Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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