Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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