2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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