I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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