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(248): View more from Michigan

Potential corruption. He's 19.

(1-248): View more from Michigan

Get them while they're young!

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(815): View more from Illinois

Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk

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(860): View more from Connecticut

so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized

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(404): View more from Georgia

I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.

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(207): View more from Maine

I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,

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(541): View more from Oregon

I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me

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(618): View more from Illinois

Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?

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