He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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