I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
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