belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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