I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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