big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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