i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Randomize
