Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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