Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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