when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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