this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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