when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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