But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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