too bad you live with your parents still
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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