Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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