I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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