Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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