Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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