He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I understand Curling. That high.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Randomize
