can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
handjob tips. give me some.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
