You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
