I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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