Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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