Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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