apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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