yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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