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When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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