btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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