How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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