Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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