brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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