that's an acceptable place to lick
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
