I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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